Muddy High Heels

What should we do to this box and its contents?

In Australia these are in trend at the moment. Im hoping someone on here has a pair or can get a pair and destroy this seriously ugly sandal.

Does anyone think these are cute?

Or

Who wants to see a pair destroyed?

In the Shower

Great idea!

Hmmmmm, they cant be fixed now...wat next?

And here it is

The platform front will come off very soon and not sure after that.

Ideas?