Muddy High Heels

The suede boots do look very cute indeed. But then so do your party pumps. Just the sort I would love to find and rescue from the crushing blade of an approaching dustcart, fishing then from the waste bin just in time, such a beautiful pair.

What is going on with that last girl's toes. They look all twisted and weird like she has bent toes? Maybe she is just scrunching them up, but they do look deformed in that photo which kind of has the opposite effect to that usually derived from your pictures.

They are so pretty I am glad the repair màn was able to bring them back to full health. Are they still 'alive?'

It seems that escalators the world over have a taste for Loubs and crocs, do they taste similar; I cannot imagine that they do?

All those beautiful pumps getting chewed up by the escalator! Especially those poor blue sandals/mule type heels, those helpless things really got their heels eaten almost as though they had been in a sharks mouth and it's huge teeth had chomped down on a little fish. I do hope they all took their p...

Very nice, however I wish you had used some sort of tool or powered knife to cut the cake and serve.up portions on plates for people to eat. Pretend like obviously, but it would be hot to see the helpless heels carved up with the knife and made into what would essentially be dinner.

Had that happen when I was a teenager. I stumbled on one and lost a shoe. It bounced over the plate at the bottom but the laces got caught and dragged it back to its fate. The escalator tore the soft leather uppers off the sole and just ate them. The ripping sound was so loud and echoed about the pl...