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Method #1 - Dress Code Misrepresentation
Invite girls to your friend's "cocktail party" when in reality its a drunken pool party.
Method #2 - Bait and Switch
Stand at the edge of a fountain facing away from drunk girl friends. Drunk girls will invariably try to push you in. Remember to leave your phone in the car in case this one backfires.
Method #3 - Careful Timing
Always check the long term weather forecast so you can schedule your dates for the highest wet shoe probability.
Method #4 - Intentional Omission of Material Fact
After deployment of Method #3, meet your date at a dressy restaurant, never mentioning that the second stop for the evening is a party in the woods. For insurance purposes, invite a group of mutual friends to also meet at the party so she can't change the plans. A variation of this method is to invite a girl to go clubbing with your friends and bring her to a foam party. The advantage of this variation is that your friends do not need to exist. Non existent friends escalates this method to outright lying, which is fine.
Method #5 - Location Location Location
After deployment of Method #3, choose from your mental list of restaurants located on easily flooded streets with no nearby parking.
Method #6 - Drunken Bets
Loser has to jump into that fountain and winner gets to videotape it and put it on the internet.
Method #7 - Bribing the Public for Free
I used to promote nightclubs and had wet t-shirt contests as often as possible. No hired dancers in t-shirts and fur boots. We offered prizes for every participant so the stage would be full of party goers in their dresses and heels. Amazing what drunk girls will do for a $100 gift certificate to Tourneau Corner
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Method #8 - Parking Selection
Always park in the largest puddle available. Simple but effective.