Aliexpress wedge / stiletto heels muddy / abused in the reviews

[Lazlo]

I'm sad the review no longer exists but I can tell you that the direct link pic you posted is perfection. You have that pump looking delicious. I even love the angle you took of that pump. I was compelled to milk myself to you immediatly. Your boyfreind really knows how to get you looking your absolute best. I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to cater to my appreciation of you and your heels collection. I also find it erotic that you have quite an extensive collection of heels and wedges that went from pristine to heavily worn in what appears to be one or two wearing in your outdoor space. I can tell you for certainty that if I were a neighbor or freind I too would be encouraging you to maintain your high class look in high heels in even the worst conditions to wear them like the garden.

[cherokee]

The review is there, I just checked:
Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006081391772.html
Then scoll down to the section "customer reviews (500)" section
Then select "additional review (11)" button (important at this stage as it would bee too much reviews else)
Then scroll down the reviews and select "view more". (this is as it displays only 3 reviews)
a popup-windows appears (with all the reviews which have an "additional review")
scroll down all the reviews - my actual review is the last one.

(the numbers in ( ) are non static, they change.)

[Lazlo]

For some reason that link does not work. It still tells me that the item doesn't exist. That is fine though because that lone pic you posted is spectacular. I thought I would show you what you in your trashy little pumps compel me to do. I like to show proper respect for someone as upscale as you prior to fondling myself by putting on a nice outfit including an expensive designer dress shoe. After getting a bit comfortable by ripping the laces out of one of my shoes I defile it by dumping a filthy load all over it while fully enjoying you in your less then pristine heels.

https://ibb.co/zP8bL32
https://ibb.co/zZPGJHj
https://ibb.co/cChsQZR
https://ibb.co/vJzPgCx

If you wish I would be glad to show you some more detailed and explicite pics of my degenerate activities.

[cherokee]

The only explanation I do have for the non-working link on your side is: The item is not for sale in your region.
The item number is: 1005006081391772 (= the number in the link)
My region is europe/austria. The item is a "choice" article, this choice program might not be availabe outside europe.
As you posted some aliexpress.us links in the past - are you located in the US?

You can check the following workaround which should typically work:
(I cannot speak for aliexpress.us, but it works for aliexpress.com):
- on the upper right side of the aliexpress page, there is "your country flag".
change the "ship to" country to a different country - in this case some european country. Austria definitely works, might also work for germany (larger country, should be pre-selected on top of the country-list. But not all items ship to germany, too). You just have to "find" a country where this item is shipped too.
Then search the item via the item number - then you should find it.
Then follow the instructions as posted before.

Trying the workaround for a valid result should make sense for seeing some future reviews.
If it still does not work, you may try a browser where you have not been logged in at the aliexpress site before - and then change the ship-to country to a mentioned european one.

Thank you for your valuable feedback. I do like your text and your pics. If you would ask if you could pimp them in the future: may I kindly ask if you have higher heels available, and best: ones which are a little bit muddy / scratched? Your hard work might better show to advantage on heels of that type?
Gladly I am awaiting your new feedback.

It is not the meaning of this thread title, and I would like to keep my reviews in the previous style (here only posted: links and links to example pics; all my material in the review section online), I would like to make a one-time-exeption as it is specific Lazlo material, and copy the review text and all five links to the pictures here:

review text:
My man often gives me high heeled shoes and sexy stockings to wear with them. Quality is ok, and my man says the beige colour stockings with jeans and extreme high heeled stiletto shoes give a very sexy and naughty, but still casual look. My man always wants me to dress very beautiful and sexy at every occasion, not only at home but also when we are out and about with friends. Last time he mentioned that his online friend Lazlo could not believe him that I do so, as he meant sexy stockings and high heels are mainly for the bedroom. My man insisted to proof him wrong, and so he sent me to our garden, to make some cute fotos with the stockings and shoes in the grass. I do find it arousing to wear such high heeled shoes in the garden, and I am always admired for that, too. The thin heels sink in the earth, get dirty and scratched, but this is not a problem for me, I anyway wear them reckless. Lazlo might have to admit that it is easily possible and so very beautiful! I like it that way!

The five pics of the revies:
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/A642d6b95a70 ... c20f87.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/A3e764af684e ... f44e2r.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/A46f79b2febd ... 526c2u.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/A98be4b0a63e ... 27735Z.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Aa5083c82f2d ... 5dca8q.jpg

[Lazlo]

I'm honored to be a part of one of your exciting reiews. Obviously if you would like to keep proving that a sexy pair of stilletos and stocking are appropriate beyond the bedroom I fully look forward to seeing you do that.

[cherokee]

18cm cork style wedge heels, a little bit muddy:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005849585495.html
(might need to click "view more" at customer review section)

direct link example pics (2 of 10:)
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/A31fc5c56542 ... 73c9eA.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Aa06338a9647 ... b2facV.jpg

[Lazlo]

I could not agree more. They are the perfect gardening heel and time should never be wasted cleaning a gardening heel. Love the fun straps.